why is this bitch so sexy?

Don't ask why. You like what you like and don't question it (mmm ... pasty skinny white boy).

I turned on the TV for background noise while I was cooking dinner on Tuesday (a meal for one since no one in this household trusts my cooking – apparently my specialty is salmonella chicken). “My Name Is Earl” began as I sprinkled Goya spices on the pork chops (mmmm ... Adobo AND Sazon makes everything taste better). I laughed so hard just listening to the narrative that I was forced to place the show on hold while I finished cooking.

While watching the show, I

was convinced that it was produced by the team that made Wonderfalls, but it turns out the creator was a writer on Yes, Dear (not sure who’s watching that show). Taking advice from Carson Daly, Earl’s trying to improve his karma by revisiting his past wrongs (268) and repaying them with good deeds.

I don’t know if this premise will hold for 268 shows, but I’ll continue to check it out for the rest of this season.

Choice lines from the first episode:

“I tried Earl, I did. Towards the end I even pulled out my good boob.”

"I think you’re trying to sell a cat to man that fancies

dogs."

“Get us a couple of cheeseburgers from the machine.”

“Well, I wanted a legitimate baby, and a wife that doesn’t huff paint on Thanksgiving.”

“Don’t they have special bars for the Queers ... ah ... sorry ... Homosexual-Americans?”

“Earl Hickey went to Express for Men and bought me a shirt.”

Along the same lines, I’ve only seen one episode, but Trailer Fabulous on MTV is hi-larious. I never thought you could “trick out” a trailer ... and I was right ... it looked better in the end, but it still was not good.