you're wearing that?

Pride Weekend is upon us and we have important decisions to make. What to wear?

We planned out Saki’s outfit a few weeks ago. She’s going to wear a pink dress and carry a stuffed Chihuahua and a pink cell phone case. She’s a little concern no one will understand what she’s going for. I think I finally convinced her that she isn't as subtle as she think she is.

My Honey will wear ... hmmm ... let me go out on a limb and say he’ll probably wear one of his many polo shirts. He’ll want to complement Saki so I’m thinking pink it is, but he’ll refuse to turn up his collar because he doesn't want to revisit that trend.

For years, I usually wore plain T-Shirts or tank tops, but this past year I started getting into tops with images on them. It must be the turning-forty- midlife-crisis thing. I Googled “t-shirts” with “pride, gay, and humorous” and found some really cool candidates. I may go for one of these or I may iron on an image of the “Bar That Shall Not Be Named.”