i'm "super"

Option 1

• Go home after working out.
• Cook dinner.
• Watch the boob tube.
• Write a bit.

Option 2

• Go out for a few beers.
• Eat out.
• Watch cute boys.
• Write numbers down.

At the bar, the big screen was down and set to one of the networks but I couldn't tell what show was on because commercials were running. I tried to think of which iconic gay show was playing on Sunday evenings. Queer Eye? Housewives? Project Runway?

I realized it was none of the above when a football themed commercial aired. Was it already time for the Super Bowl? Didn't that take place in January? I have never ever seen a sporting event in a gay bar and the opportunity to compare fan behavior would be interesting.

The game came back on, the sound feed was turned off, and then the disco music went up. What the? ... nooooo ... The game was only on for the commercials (and maybe a diva's nipple.) During the game, boys flirted, laughed, and drank but, all eyes were riveted to the screen when a commercial was on. Madison Avenue reigned supreme in this bar.

Although I don't know who won the game because I was busy scoping out the kid with marine cut, I do know my favorite commercials were for careerbuilder.com and Ameriquest (what exactly does Ameriquest sell?) Cats in peril and monkeys are just plain funny to me.

The gay super bowl, aka the Oscars, airs at the end of this month. I bet you no one will be looking at the commercials during this competition.